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May 14th, 2003, 06:49 AM
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Taqdees-e-Mushriq
Join Date: Sep 6, 2002 - 3:00 pm
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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven...don't step on the ducks."
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on. Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?"
The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
I said na
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May 14th, 2003, 07:58 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
Location: South of Boston, MA
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baycharaa,, saza kuch ziydaa nhain ho gayee 
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May 14th, 2003, 08:09 AM
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Guffaw|Ò^Ó|King
Join Date: Jul 20, 2002 - 1:00 am
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Ok we got the message who is ugly...
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May 14th, 2003, 08:33 AM
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~ ay kithay phas gaya ~
Join Date: Jul 13, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Brisbane , oi oi
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un ki gali say guzray .. ajab itifaak tha phool unhoon nay phainka .. gamla bhi saath tha
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May 14th, 2003, 08:35 AM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: U.A.E
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No wonder God chained me my Knight..he stepped on a duck 
One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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May 14th, 2003, 08:44 AM
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Guffaw|Ò^Ó|King
Join Date: Jul 20, 2002 - 1:00 am
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^ Awwwwwww that's so nice of you
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May 14th, 2003, 04:50 PM
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i have my upmost respect for DiscoDuck and i DIDNT stepped on any of her siblings.......U on the other hand my dear had done opposite.... 
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May 14th, 2003, 05:06 PM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
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May 14th, 2003, 05:09 PM
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ŋǿǿrÃ*fÃ*éd - DusK -
Join Date: Nov 7, 2002 - 10:28 am
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May 14th, 2003, 05:10 PM
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ŋǿǿrÃ*fÃ*éd - DusK -
Join Date: Nov 7, 2002 - 10:28 am
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iss sey ziyada afsoos to mujhey Ducks per horaha hai ...
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May 15th, 2003, 04:57 AM
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Ņážŭķ Pâŧђáń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi, Pakistan.
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^aur kia khamkha bichari takleef main aa gein 
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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May 15th, 2003, 09:19 AM
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