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May 14th, 2003, 02:22 PM
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Guffaw|Ò^Ó|King
Join Date: Jul 20, 2002 - 1:00 am
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Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm.
He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?"
His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny."
Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!"
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HERE'S ANOTHER ONE - I'M BIG FAN OF LITTLE JOHNNY
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Johnny was at his first day of school. The teacher told the class to start the day with the pledge of allegiance, and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts and repeat after him.
He looked around the room as he started the recitation, "I pledge allegiance to the flag..."
When his eyes fell on Johnny, he noticed Johnny's hand over the right cheek of his buttocks.
"Johnny, I will not continue until you put your hand over your heart."
Johnny replied, "It is over my heart."
After several attempts to get Johnny to put his hand over his heart, the teacher asked, "Why do you think that is your heart?"
"Because every time my Grandma comes to visit, she picks me up, pats me here, and says, 'Bless your little heart,' and my Grandma wouldn't lie."
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HERE'S ANOTHER ONE - I'M BIG FAN OF LITTLE JOHNNY
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will be back with some more...
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May 15th, 2003, 01:31 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 13, 2003 - 12:45 am
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  :biggthumb good one
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May 15th, 2003, 01:57 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
Location: South of Boston, MA
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hahahhaa,, soobaah soobaah,, I mean Morning Morning,
itna achaa joke, (No.1 though)
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May 15th, 2003, 03:31 AM
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ŋǿǿrÃ*fÃ*éd - DusK -
Join Date: Nov 7, 2002 - 10:28 am
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May 15th, 2003, 05:08 AM
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Ņážŭķ Pâŧђáń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi, Pakistan.
Posts: 16,763
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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May 15th, 2003, 02:44 PM
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Guffaw|Ò^Ó|King
Join Date: Jul 20, 2002 - 1:00 am
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^ Not sure J. Lo cause but sure why not... 
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May 15th, 2003, 02:48 PM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: U.A.E
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Hehehe...aww lil jonny is shooo cuteee!
One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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May 15th, 2003, 03:24 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: May 12, 2003 - 3:42 pm
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 I seen a couple of Lil Johhny's there pretty funny!
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May 23rd, 2003, 12:24 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2, 2002 - 9:02 am
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Good one
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Hijar main khoon rulatay ho kahaan hotay hoo
Loat kar koyoon nahi atay hoo kahan hotay hoo
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May 23rd, 2003, 07:05 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Lol!
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May 26th, 2003, 06:18 AM
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~A proud COP (Citizen of Pakistan)~
Join Date: Mar 4, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: Ex Dubai (Now in KARACHI)
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:biggthumb 4 Sallu Bhai
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May 26th, 2003, 10:18 PM
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....Mai Pagal....
....Mera Dil Dewana....
Join Date: Jun 8, 2002 - 1:00 am
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ek khushi dil ne kia maang li
meri har khushi ko nazar lag gyi
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