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Old May 17th, 2003, 06:54 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Saddam Hussein phoned President Clinton and said, "Bill, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful and on top of every building, there was a beautiful banner."



Clinton asked, "What was on the banner?"

Saddam responded, "It said Allah is God, and God is Allah."



Clinton said, "You know, Saddam, I'm really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was even more beautiful than before the war. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was also a beautiful banner."



Saddam said, "What was on the banner?"

Clinton replied, "I really don't know. I don't read Hebrew."






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Old May 18th, 2003, 08:52 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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afghanistan war was the same story too.... *yawn*







Both Halal & Haram r evident but between them r doubtful things, most ppl have no knowledge about them. So whoever saves himself from suspicious things saves his religion & honor, & whoever indulges in suspicious things indulges in Haram.
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afghanistan war was the same story too.... *yawn*
agreed...






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