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May 17th, 2003, 07:01 PM
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Junior Member
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Santa and Banta Singh were both in a mental hospital. Once they were walking past a swimming pool, Santa suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there.
Banta promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled Santa out.
When the medical director became aware of Banta's heroic act, he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Banta the news, he said,' Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and
save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Santa, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Banta replied, 'He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry.'
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May 17th, 2003, 09:12 PM
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A Shining Star
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lol
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May 18th, 2003, 03:39 AM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
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One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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May 18th, 2003, 03:56 AM
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May 24th, 2003, 09:46 AM
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Member
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L.O."so very".L'ly
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May 24th, 2003, 03:43 PM
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ŋǿǿrÃ*fÃ*éd - DusK -
Join Date: Nov 7, 2002 - 10:28 am
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May 24th, 2003, 04:43 PM
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~!*Get Funky~!*
Join Date: Nov 8, 2002 - 6:36 pm
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Im MARRIED...wohoo
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May 24th, 2003, 05:05 PM
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~Deliciously Dangerous~
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May 24th, 2003, 11:58 PM
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aafat ki puriya
Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 - 1:00 am
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good one
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May 27th, 2003, 03:39 AM
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Senior Member
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May 27th, 2003, 10:06 PM
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....Mai Pagal....
....Mera Dil Dewana....
Join Date: Jun 8, 2002 - 1:00 am
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ek khushi dil ne kia maang li
meri har khushi ko nazar lag gyi
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May 28th, 2003, 01:24 AM
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Member
Join Date: May 13, 2003 - 11:08 pm
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Hahahaha!! 
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May 28th, 2003, 06:26 AM
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Moderator Other Sports Forum
Join Date: Feb 8, 2001 - 6:00 am
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Why so serious ... ?
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May 28th, 2003, 12:45 PM
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Join Date: Jan 7, 2003 - 7:02 pm
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