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Drug dealers :Refer to their clients as users.
Software developers: Refer to their clients as users.

Drug dealers : "The first one's free!"
Software developers:"Download a free trial version!"

Drug dealers : Have important Southeast Asian connections (to help move the stuff).
Software developers: Have important Southeast Asian connections (to help debug the code).

Drug dealers: Strange Jargon: "Stick," "Rock," "Dimebag," "E."
Software developers: Strange Jargon: "SCSI," "RTFM," "Java," "ISDN."

Drug dealers: Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.
Software developers: Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market.

Drug dealers : Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent mixes.
Software developers: Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, faster machines.

Drug dealers : Often seen in the company of pimps and hustlers.
Software developers: Often seen in the company of marketing people and venture capitalists.

Drug dealers: Their product causes unhealthy addictions.
Software developers: DOOM. Quake. SimCity. Duke Nukem 3D. 'Nuff said.

Drug dealers: Do your job well, and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you.
Software developers: Damn. Damn! DAMN!

lastknightess

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armughal

u just need to be lucky....
keep trying