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May 18th, 2003, 11:49 AM
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A Shining Star
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About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic."
"Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."'
"But I made him agree to pay me 200 Euros for every week he stayed."
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."
"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind." He paused for a moment and then said, "I have one more question..."
"What is that, my son?"
"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
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May 18th, 2003, 05:00 PM
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...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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May 18th, 2003, 10:40 PM
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hehe........nice one
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May 19th, 2003, 01:27 AM
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subb set hayy
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May 19th, 2003, 06:03 AM
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Euro... woh bhi during WWII.... 
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May 19th, 2003, 08:23 AM
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A Shining Star
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Quote:
Originally posted by Taymoor:
Euro... woh bhi during WWII....
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pata nahi  meney tou copy paste kiya hai 
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May 19th, 2003, 06:23 PM
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May 19th, 2003, 09:55 PM
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May 19th, 2003, 10:10 PM
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mujhe pata hai aap kyon hans rahey hain  :nahnah:
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May 19th, 2003, 10:30 PM
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May 20th, 2003, 08:09 AM
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Guffaw|Ò^Ó|King
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shikra:
mujhe pata hai aap kyon hans rahey hain :nahnah:
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You know that two for you and one for the joke 
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May 20th, 2003, 09:31 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by salman_2you:
You know that two for you and one for the joke
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awwwwwwwwww..........TWO for me 
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May 21st, 2003, 09:03 AM
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I have received this sometime back somthing like this, which make more sense as euro never existed in WWII
About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic."
"Well," answered the priest, "that's not a sin."'
"But I made her agree to have sex with me in return."
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."
"Oh, thank you, Father; that eases my mind." He paused for a moment and then said, "I have one more question..."
"What is that, my son?"
"Shall I tell her the war is over?"
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May 21st, 2003, 10:29 AM
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~ ay kithay phas gaya ~
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un ki gali say guzray .. ajab itifaak tha phool unhoon nay phainka .. gamla bhi saath tha
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May 21st, 2003, 11:02 AM
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Euro Vs Sex... Now that makes alot of sense...  
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