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May 18th, 2003, 11:50 AM
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A Shining Star
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There was a guy in the middle of the desert and his car broke down. He started walking and he came to a monastery, where he asked them if he could borrow a mule.
The monks lent him one, and they explained that you had to say "Thank the Lord!" to make it go and "Amen!" to make it stop.
So the man said, "Thank the Lord, thank the Lord and thank the Lord!" and the mule took off! He was comming to the edge of a cliff and he forgot how to make it stop.
Finally, at the very edge he remembered, "Amen!" The guy was so relieved he shouted, "Thank the Lord!"
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May 18th, 2003, 04:57 PM
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...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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May 19th, 2003, 08:25 AM
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A Shining Star
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yeh wala joke samajh mein nahi aa raha kia? 
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May 19th, 2003, 10:14 AM
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~ ay kithay phas gaya ~
Join Date: Jul 13, 2001 - 1:00 am
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un ki gali say guzray .. ajab itifaak tha phool unhoon nay phainka .. gamla bhi saath tha
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May 19th, 2003, 01:13 PM
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Ņįŭķ Pāŧђįń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
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Aakhri wala shukriya mehenga par gaya 
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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May 19th, 2003, 02:33 PM
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ŋǿǿrĆ*fĆ*ĆĀ©d - DusK -
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May 19th, 2003, 02:51 PM
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May 19th, 2003, 04:03 PM
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aafat ki puriya
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Hallelujah!
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May 19th, 2003, 06:21 PM
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May 19th, 2003, 10:31 PM
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May 20th, 2003, 08:10 AM
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Guffaw|Ćā^Ćā|King
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May 20th, 2003, 09:12 AM
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Hijar main khoon rulatay ho kahaan hotay hoo
Loat kar koyoon nahi atay hoo kahan hotay hoo
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May 20th, 2003, 09:26 AM
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