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Old May 18th, 2003, 01:53 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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AN ANTIQUE COLLECTOR WAS WALKING THROUGH THE CITY WHEN HE NOTICED A WEIRD CAT LAPPING MILK FROM A VERY OLD AND VALUABLE SAUCER IN THE DOORWAY OF A STORE. HE APPROACHED THE SHOP OWNER AND OFFERED TO BUY THE CAT FOR $2.00.
THE STORE OWNER TOLD HIM THE CAT WASN'T FOR SALE. "PLEASE, I NEED A HUNGRY CAT AROUND THE HOUSE TO CATCH MICE. I'LL PAY YOU $20.00," SAID THE ANTIQUE COLLECTOR.
THE SHOP OWNER AGREED AND THEN THE COLLECTOR ASKED IF THE OWNER COULD THROW IN THE SAUCER SO HE WON'T HAVE TO BUY A NEW DISH.
"SORRY BUDDY, THAT'S MY LUCKY SAUCER. SO FAR THIS WEEK I'VE SOLD 68 CATS."






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