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Old May 19th, 2003, 01:30 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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This is a collection of leave lettters and applications written by
people in various places. Just have a look at the english
skills of these people. My application also included........Ha...Ha..Ha...

1. A candidate's application "This has reference to your advertisement
calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for
the post.

2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one week leave.


3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school i am suffering from headache. I request you
to leave me today"

5. A family friend of ours told an incident of his friend's letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school."

6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my headache is
paining, please grant me leave for the day.

7. Another leave letter written to Administration dept: As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

No. 5 is my favorite!







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........ALLLL of em superbbbbb esp the 7th one...........






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