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May 22nd, 2003, 06:12 AM
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Heart Injury
Join Date: Dec 31, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Lahore
Posts: 9,958
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Difference between boys and girls while using
ATM(Bank's cash dispenser machines)
Boys:
1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip
Girls:
1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car failure
7. Park the car failure
8. Park the car Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card.
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. 24.#Error#
25. Enter maximum amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE
44. Go into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers
46. Remove hand brake
47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM .
Sorry girls, if u mind
tumhara aur mera naam jungle mien darakhto.n per
abhi likha hua hai tum kabhi jaa k mitao....
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May 22nd, 2003, 06:16 AM
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#2 (permalink)
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[Day-Walker]
Join Date: May 1, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: Heart
Posts: 6,799
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its almost as old as jesus
hamein to apno ne loota gheron mein kahan dam tha....mera scooter wajja wahaan jahaaN rashh kamm tha......
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May 22nd, 2003, 06:21 AM
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Heart Injury
Join Date: Dec 31, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Lahore
Posts: 9,958
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gamma Dilation:
its almost as old as jesus
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acha mujhe nahi pata thah , sorry 
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May 22nd, 2003, 06:44 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 14, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: London
Posts: 3,833
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its funny all the same 
dont listen to the old fart GD
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May 22nd, 2003, 06:53 AM
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[Day-Walker]
Join Date: May 1, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: Heart
Posts: 6,799
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i am not waleed... havent u noticed i have been pretending i dont hear or smell it.. around u
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May 22nd, 2003, 07:04 AM
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Heart Injury
Join Date: Dec 31, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Lahore
Posts: 9,958
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May 22nd, 2003, 09:15 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 11, 2002 - 1:00 am
Posts: 884
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i liked it
the game of snakes and ladders captures the eternal truth that for every ladder there is a snake waiting around the corner. and for every snake there a ladder will compensate.
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May 22nd, 2003, 09:21 AM
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#8 (permalink)
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 14, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: London
Posts: 3,833
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gamma Dilation:
i am not waleed... havent u noticed i have been pretending i dont hear or smell it.. around u
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yaar to amreeeka ja kar naram baan gaya hay lantat
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May 22nd, 2003, 09:49 AM
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[Day-Walker]
Join Date: May 1, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: Heart
Posts: 6,799
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amreeka diyan tay mOJan kuch aur nay... jidar wee vaykho fOJan ee f0Jan nay
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May 22nd, 2003, 10:09 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 14, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: London
Posts: 3,833
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lol kia gaal kiti tusin gd je kaydi khopri wichon nikli ay gal?
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May 22nd, 2003, 12:28 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 15, 2002 - 12:40 pm
Posts: 3,830
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Quote:
Originally posted by Zakhmi Umar:
6. Park the car failure
7. Park the car failure
8. Park the car Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card.
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
15. Enter code
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
Sorry girls, if u mind
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 haha thats so true (im my case) lolz
"He will provide for you a light wherein you will walk, and will grant you forgiveness. And Allah is Forgiving, Merciful."
(Surah Al-Hadid)
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May 23rd, 2003, 01:54 AM
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#12 (permalink)
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Heart Injury
Join Date: Dec 31, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Lahore
Posts: 9,958
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Quote:
Originally posted by mehroo:
haha thats so true (im my case) lolz
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Thanks Mehroo
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May 23rd, 2003, 01:57 AM
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#13 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Zakhmi Umar:
Difference between boys and girls while using
ATM(Bank's cash dispenser machines)
Boys:
1. Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
2. Insert card
3. Dial code and desired amount
4. Take the cash, the card and the slip
Girls:
1. Drive to the bank
2. Engine stalled
3. Check make-up in the mirror
4. Apply perfume
5. Manually check haircut
6. Park the car failure
7. Park the car failure
8. Park the car Success
9. Search for the card in the handbag
10. Insert card, rejected by the machine
11. Throw phone card back in handbag,
12. Look for bank card.
13. Insert Card
14. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)in Handbag
15. Enter code
16. Study instructions for 2 minutes
17. #Cancel#
18. Re-enter code
19. #Cancel#
20. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
21. Enter desired amount
22. #Error#
23. Enter bigger amount
24. 24.#Error#
25. Enter maximum amount
26. Cross fingers
27. Take cash
28. Go back to the car
29. Check make up in rear mirror
30. Look for keys in handbag
31. Start car
32. Drive 50 meters
33. STOP
34. Drive back to bank machine
35. Go out of the car
36. Take card and ticket back from machine
37. Go back to the car
38. Throw card on passenger seat
39. Throw slip on the floor
40. Check make up in rear mirror
41. Manually check haircut
42. Go into roundabout - wrong way
43. BRAKE
44. Go into roundabout - right way
45. Drive 5 kilometers
46. Remove hand brake
47. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she was because of HIM .
Sorry girls, if u mind
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Sexism 
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May 23rd, 2003, 02:01 AM
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#14 (permalink)
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Heart Injury
Join Date: Dec 31, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Lahore
Posts: 9,958
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Quote:
Originally posted by PakistaniAngel:
Sexism
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Thanks friends,
pakistaniAngel this is reality not sexism, aisa hi hota hai , agar nahi hota tu u should prove urself
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May 23rd, 2003, 02:05 AM
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#16 (permalink)
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Heart Injury
Join Date: Dec 31, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Lahore
Posts: 9,958
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Quote:
Originally posted by PakistaniAngel:
aisa nahi hota
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Madam Prove karo na , koi example do jaise ke mien ne di hai
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May 23rd, 2003, 04:33 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 13, 2003 - 7:10 am
Posts: 690
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lolzz  yeah prooooove !!
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May 23rd, 2003, 05:21 AM
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#18 (permalink)
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Heart Injury
Join Date: Dec 31, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Lahore
Posts: 9,958
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Quote:
Originally posted by undefined:
lolzz yeah prooooove !!
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Thanks undefined 
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May 23rd, 2003, 07:56 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: May 16, 2003 - 6:19 am
Posts: 29
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lo gee e te burey muzey de gul e.......chungi lugi................
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May 23rd, 2003, 08:51 AM
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#20 (permalink)
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Heart Injury
Join Date: Dec 31, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Lahore
Posts: 9,958
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Quote:
Originally posted by ygkhan:
lo gee e te burey muzey de gul e.......chungi lugi................
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Meharbani
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