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May 23rd, 2003, 09:59 PM
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A Shining Star
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This is an old one but still 
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman
who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the
pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally
bump into a wall jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that
the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies. A ceremony is
again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the
service the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for
the wall!" 
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May 24th, 2003, 05:41 AM
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ŋǿǿrÃ*fÃ*éd - DusK -
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May 24th, 2003, 12:01 PM
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Senior Member
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...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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May 24th, 2003, 03:41 PM
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ŋǿǿrÃ*fÃ*éd - DusK -
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salman bhai  ...
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May 24th, 2003, 04:44 PM
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~!*Get Funky~!*
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Im MARRIED...wohoo
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May 25th, 2003, 08:48 AM
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Senior Member
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Quote:
Originally posted by BrokenSky:
salman bhai...
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yaar mein aik ID sey joke post kar raha hoon aur doosri sey reply kar k khud hi hans raha hoon, isliye iss sey pahley k salman bhai mazaq uraaen, meney khud hi apna mazaq ura liya  :topic:
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May 25th, 2003, 08:52 AM
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Senior Member
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May 28th, 2003, 09:35 AM
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A Shining Star
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Thank you everyone
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Jun 1st, 2003, 09:09 PM
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BaD BoY
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Khudi ko kar baland itna Ki har taqdeer sey pehley
Khuda bandey ko khud poocchey Bata, 'Teri raza kya hai?
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Jun 3rd, 2003, 10:25 PM
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A Shining Star
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^^
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Jun 4th, 2003, 03:39 AM
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"`°*¤ Shehr-e-Zaat ¤*°`"
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LOlz
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Jun 4th, 2003, 10:31 PM
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Senior Member
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Jun 5th, 2003, 12:48 AM
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Eik Pagal se laRki
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Jun 5th, 2003, 03:04 PM
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ŋǿǿrÃ*fÃ*éd - DusK -
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shikra:
yaar mein aik ID sey joke post kar raha hoon aur doosri sey reply kar k khud hi hans raha hoon, isliye iss sey pahley k salman bhai mazaq uraaen, meney khud hi apna mazaq ura liya :topic:
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acha  ...
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Jun 5th, 2003, 03:12 PM
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The Knight's Madness!
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yeh else mann 10 more years of helllll! 
One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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Jun 5th, 2003, 09:46 PM
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~ ay kithay phas gaya ~
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un ki gali say guzray .. ajab itifaak tha phool unhoon nay phainka .. gamla bhi saath tha
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Jun 5th, 2003, 11:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by *~~BoReD-iN-BrIsBaNe~~*:
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haha
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