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May 23rd, 2003, 10:21 PM
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A Shining Star
Join Date: Apr 24, 2003 - 7:00 am
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This is another old one 
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an
unusual offer.
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you
get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey'
and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd
appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the
minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.
It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved
to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it
comes time for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young man in
the eye and says:
"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every
command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your
life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you
will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall
live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes."
The groom leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a
deal."
The pastor put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back, "She
made me a much better offer."
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May 24th, 2003, 05:39 AM
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ŋǿǿrÃ*fÃ*éd - DusK -
Join Date: Nov 7, 2002 - 10:28 am
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May 24th, 2003, 05:42 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
Location: South of Boston, MA
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poor guy,, 
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May 24th, 2003, 06:20 AM
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Ambition:
Total World Domination
Join Date: Jan 2, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: UK
Posts: 3,414
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Lol
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May 24th, 2003, 12:02 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 29, 2002 - 5:00 am
Location: U.S.A
Posts: 52,215
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girls 
women 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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May 28th, 2003, 09:36 AM
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A Shining Star
Join Date: Apr 24, 2003 - 7:00 am
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Thank you everyone 
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May 28th, 2003, 05:52 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: May 12, 2003 - 3:42 pm
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lol
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May 29th, 2003, 10:11 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 23, 2002 - 1:00 am
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lol 
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May 31st, 2003, 04:31 PM
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....Mai Pagal....
....Mera Dil Dewana....
Join Date: Jun 8, 2002 - 1:00 am
Posts: 27,604
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lolzzzz
ek khushi dil ne kia maang li
meri har khushi ko nazar lag gyi
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May 31st, 2003, 04:46 PM
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"`°*¤ Shehr-e-Zaat ¤*°`"
Join Date: Dec 4, 2002 - 10:45 am
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LOlz 
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Jun 1st, 2003, 08:55 PM
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BaD BoY
Join Date: May 26, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: NY
Posts: 7,994
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thats funny
Khudi ko kar baland itna Ki har taqdeer sey pehley
Khuda bandey ko khud poocchey Bata, 'Teri raza kya hai?
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Jun 1st, 2003, 08:56 PM
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aafat ki puriya
Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Jun 3rd, 2003, 08:11 AM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: U.A.E
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Hahahahaah
What a fabulous idea...my Knight you are in DEEEEEEP trouble now 
One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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Jun 3rd, 2003, 10:55 AM
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~Deliciously Dangerous~
Join Date: Apr 28, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Jun 3rd, 2003, 05:11 PM
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Moderator Household Affairs & Cuisine corner Forum
Join Date: Mar 20, 2002 - 1:00 am
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lol dang pretty slick eh
Verily my happiness is my iman,
and verily my iman is in my heart,
and verily my heart does not belong to anyone but Allah(swt).
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