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Jul 11th, 2003, 08:55 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jun 16, 2003 - 12:10 pm
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An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city.
Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened.
She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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Jul 11th, 2003, 10:08 AM
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A Shining Star
Join Date: Apr 24, 2003 - 7:00 am
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lol
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Jul 11th, 2003, 10:16 AM
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*aNkHoN ki ChAmAk*
Join Date: May 23, 2003 - 4:00 pm
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*c h a m k e e l i * a n k h e i n*
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Jul 11th, 2003, 02:44 PM
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βrown &ugar
Join Date: May 29, 2003 - 5:00 am
Location: back stage!
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Jul 11th, 2003, 08:00 PM
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Whispering Death
Join Date: May 13, 2003 - 6:00 am
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"It's one of the gods of Africa, It holds the power of life and death. An elephant can kill you. A lion or leopard can kill you. And a mamba can kill you. But with a mamba bite, since the dawn of time, it's sure. It is death incarnate."
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Jul 12th, 2003, 04:07 AM
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Insanity Unlimited...
Join Date: Dec 10, 2002 - 2:22 pm
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Jul 13th, 2003, 05:49 AM
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Member
Join Date: Jul 9, 2003 - 5:56 am
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man I need a lady like that..one that will never leave the BEDROOM 
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Jul 13th, 2003, 09:45 AM
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"`°*¤ Shehr-e-Zaat ¤*°`"
Join Date: Dec 4, 2002 - 10:45 am
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LOlzzz
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Jul 14th, 2003, 07:48 AM
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Insanity Unlimited...
Join Date: Dec 10, 2002 - 2:22 pm
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Quote:
Originally posted by CrackPot:
man I need a lady like that..one that will never leave the BEDROOM
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and u do all the cooking........wats with u ppl..... 
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