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Jul 11th, 2003, 02:15 PM
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dreamz...
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A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car.
After the purchase, they drove it home and parked it on the street between them.
A few minutes later, the rabbi looked out and saw the priest sprinkling water on their new car.
It didn't need a wash, so he hurried out and asked the priest what he was doing.
"I'm blessing it," the priest replied.
The rabbi considered this for a moment, then went back inside the synagogue.
He reappeared a moment later with a hacksaw, walked over to the back of the car and cut off two inches of the tailpipe.
The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Jul 11th, 2003, 07:52 PM
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Whispering Death
Join Date: May 13, 2003 - 6:00 am
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"It's one of the gods of Africa, It holds the power of life and death. An elephant can kill you. A lion or leopard can kill you. And a mamba can kill you. But with a mamba bite, since the dawn of time, it's sure. It is death incarnate."
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Jul 11th, 2003, 09:19 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 19, 2000 - 1:00 am
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Hahahahahaah that was damn good man 
And for you Balck Mumba, ever heard of khatnay (circumcison), if you dont get the joke.
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Jul 12th, 2003, 01:23 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 7, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Prepare for eternity but live like there's death around the corner......
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Jul 12th, 2003, 04:03 AM
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Insanity Unlimited...
Join Date: Dec 10, 2002 - 2:22 pm
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Jul 12th, 2003, 07:59 AM
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Ņแŭķ Pโŧђแń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi, Pakistan.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Jul 12th, 2003, 08:20 AM
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subb set hayy
Join Date: Jul 12, 2002 - 1:00 am
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OUCH ....
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Jul 12th, 2003, 02:11 PM
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Ņแŭķ Pโŧђแń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi, Pakistan.
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^ouch....kyon? gaari aap ki thi kia? 
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Jul 13th, 2003, 10:09 AM
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"`รยฐ*รยค Shehr-e-Zaat รยค*รยฐ`"
Join Date: Dec 4, 2002 - 10:45 am
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LOlz
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