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Jul 11th, 2003, 02:21 PM
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dreamz...
Join Date: Jan 12, 2003 - 1:05 am
Location: αiгŷ ταlε
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A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first act intermission, he had to urinate in the worst way.
He hurried to the back of the theatre and searched in vain for the men's room.
At last he came upon a fountain surrounded by pretty foliage. He realized that he had wandered backstage. Noting that no one was around, and in desperatation, he opened his pants and pissed into the fountain.
He had difficulty finding his way back to the auditorium, and by the time he sat down next to his wife, the curtain was up and the actors were moving about on the stage.
"Did I miss much of he second act?" he whispered.
"Miss it?" she said, "You were in it."
The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Jul 11th, 2003, 02:32 PM
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βrown &ugar
Join Date: May 29, 2003 - 5:00 am
Location: back stage!
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Jul 11th, 2003, 07:54 PM
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Whispering Death
Join Date: May 13, 2003 - 6:00 am
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lols
 
"It's one of the gods of Africa, It holds the power of life and death. An elephant can kill you. A lion or leopard can kill you. And a mamba can kill you. But with a mamba bite, since the dawn of time, it's sure. It is death incarnate."
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Jul 12th, 2003, 04:13 AM
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Insanity Unlimited...
Join Date: Dec 10, 2002 - 2:22 pm
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.........
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Jul 12th, 2003, 07:56 AM
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Ņįŭķ Pāŧђįń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi, Pakistan.
Posts: 16,763
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bichare ke saath hand ho gaya! :biggthumb
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Jul 13th, 2003, 03:48 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 23, 2002 - 1:00 am
Posts: 4,380
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:biggthumb
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Jul 13th, 2003, 04:54 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Apr 5, 2003 - 11:00 pm
Posts: 2,366
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Jul 13th, 2003, 09:58 PM
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tErE bInA mUsHkIl HaI jEeNa
Join Date: Feb 27, 2003 - 11:43 pm
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kOi MaJnU kOi RaNjhA tOu KoI fArHaD kEhTa HaI
kOi PaGaL kOi dEwAnA tOu KoI kHaRaB kHeTa HaI
pEeTa HoOn DaWa-E-dArD-e-DiL
tOu HaR kOi UsSaY sHaRaB kEhTa HaI
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