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Jul 11th, 2003, 02:49 PM
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Whispering Death
Join Date: May 13, 2003 - 6:00 am
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Why student fails in exam?
It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, because the year has an ONLY 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student.
Sundays 52, Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.
Summer holidays 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days.
8 hours daily sleep means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
1 hour for daily playing (good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days.
Two hours daily 1 for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) means 30 days. Balance 96 days.
1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) means 15 days. Balance 81 days.
Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.
Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays) 40 days. Balance 6 days.
For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.
Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.
That 1 day is your Birthday.
How can a student pass?
"It's one of the gods of Africa, It holds the power of life and death. An elephant can kill you. A lion or leopard can kill you. And a mamba can kill you. But with a mamba bite, since the dawn of time, it's sure. It is death incarnate."
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Jul 11th, 2003, 02:52 PM
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Lafanga Sher Insanity Studios Inc.
Join Date: Mar 27, 2002 - 1:00 am
Posts: 2,969
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Now you know, it''s either our health or the exams. 
Last edited by God : April 21st, 1987 at 09:23 PM.
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Jul 11th, 2003, 06:21 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 23, 2002 - 1:00 am
Posts: 4,380
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 so true
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Jul 11th, 2003, 07:40 PM
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Member
Join Date: Jan 19, 2003 - 2:29 am
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now we know why you are still in school.
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Jul 12th, 2003, 01:25 AM
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dreamz...
Join Date: Jan 12, 2003 - 1:05 am
Location: αiгŷ ταlε
Posts: 12,210
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Good one
Thanx for sharing
The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Jul 12th, 2003, 03:59 AM
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Insanity Unlimited...
Join Date: Dec 10, 2002 - 2:22 pm
Posts: 2,363
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too damn late cudve used it earlier....
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Jul 12th, 2003, 05:43 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 18, 2003 - 2:12 am
Location: Bahrain
Posts: 791
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wow...this gives the a reasonable excuse to some of our guppie friends.......
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Jul 13th, 2003, 10:14 AM
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"`รยฐ*รยค Shehr-e-Zaat รยค*รยฐ`"
Join Date: Dec 4, 2002 - 10:45 am
Posts: 7,282
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LOlz
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Jul 13th, 2003, 03:08 PM
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tErE bInA mUsHkIl HaI jEeNa
Join Date: Feb 27, 2003 - 11:43 pm
Posts: 3,253
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:biggthumb
kOi MaJnU kOi RaNjhA tOu KoI fArHaD kEhTa HaI
kOi PaGaL kOi dEwAnA tOu KoI kHaRaB kHeTa HaI
pEeTa HoOn DaWa-E-dArD-e-DiL
tOu HaR kOi UsSaY sHaRaB kEhTa HaI
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Jul 13th, 2003, 03:22 PM
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~Deliciously Dangerous~
Join Date: Apr 28, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Penn
Posts: 15,074
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The only one of its own kind.
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