There was this girl Mary, she was talking to her friend Jake, who was a little fed up of her.... She goes like.. Hey guess what! Fred thinks I am pretty!...Jake: Oh cool!... then she goes like but Carl thinks I am ugly

Jake: ahaan I c... Mary: I really dunno how I look.. Can u help me figure out.. Jake: Sure why not...I say... U are a bit of both..Mary

excited) How's that? Jake: Ure pretty ugly!