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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 09:06 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage on a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep-the man on the top bunk, and the woman on the lower. In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket? The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, I have a better idea, just for tonight, let's make pretend that we're married.
The man says happily,OK! Sure!
The woman says, GOOD. Get your own damn blanket!








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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 12:05 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 01:21 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 09:22 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 10:42 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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i find this story hard to believe.







hamein to apno ne loota gheron mein kahan dam tha....mera scooter wajja wahaan jahaaN rashh kamm tha......
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 11:22 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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i find this story hard to believe.
iT'z NoT a StOrY iT'z A jOkE






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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 12:58 AM   #9 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 03:26 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 04:06 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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PS. I can't stand that pink color of your font. can you please do something about it.






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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 11:30 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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^ but it suppose 2 b purple na






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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 11:32 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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i find this story hard to believe.
who asked u na?






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