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Jul 14th, 2003, 05:04 PM
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A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady's house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche.
"Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady's house.
"Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?"
"My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money."
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Jul 14th, 2003, 07:05 PM
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Jul 14th, 2003, 07:28 PM
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Jul 14th, 2003, 09:46 PM
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tErE bInA mUsHkIl HaI jEeNa
Join Date: Feb 27, 2003 - 11:43 pm
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lOl
kOi MaJnU kOi RaNjhA tOu KoI fArHaD kEhTa HaI
kOi PaGaL kOi dEwAnA tOu KoI kHaRaB kHeTa HaI
pEeTa HoOn DaWa-E-dArD-e-DiL
tOu HaR kOi UsSaY sHaRaB kEhTa HaI
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Jul 15th, 2003, 03:21 AM
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Insanity Unlimited...
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GREAT......the damn idiot shudve took the car with em.. 
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Jul 15th, 2003, 04:45 AM
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Jul 15th, 2003, 09:42 AM
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βrown &ugar
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Jul 15th, 2003, 11:40 AM
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Hehe
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Jul 15th, 2003, 02:30 PM
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dreamz...
Join Date: Jan 12, 2003 - 1:05 am
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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