suicidal sardar

zohra_jan · Jul 16th, 2003, 11:20 AM

A Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?"
The sardar replies "Saali train late aati hai, kahin bhook se na mar jaaun"

So this sardarji was walking the other day and came across a banana peel on the road. Can you guess what he was thinking??
"Saala aaj phir se girna padega......"

What about the sardarni who gave birth to twins? Her husband
is out looking for the other man...

BulBuli · Jul 16th, 2003, 12:36 PM

Too good

punjabi kuri !!! · Jul 16th, 2003, 12:43 PM

Capricorn · Jul 16th, 2003, 01:15 PM

zohra_jan · Jul 16th, 2003, 01:31 PM

glad you guys liked it

Hum Sa Ho To Samne Aaye · Jul 16th, 2003, 02:12 PM

I don't like racist jokes.

yaasir · Jul 16th, 2003, 04:27 PM

zohra_jan · Jul 17th, 2003, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hum Sa Ho To Samne Aaye:
I don't like racist jokes.

sorry dear, it was a joke, i hope it didn't offend your sensibilites too much

p.s. how are the twins doing?

rimsh · Jul 17th, 2003, 11:52 AM

Hum Sa Ho To Samne Aaye · Jul 17th, 2003, 02:14 PM

Very witty. I just hope one day you grow out of your immaturity.

zohra_jan · Jul 17th, 2003, 04:03 PM

Hum Sa Ho To Samne Aaye:
thanks for the compliment, my dear.
thanks also for gracing this "immature" thread with your dour, mature opinion. since you appear not to be able to take a joke, i imagine you'd feel more comfortable in the more serious forums such as World Affairs or Religion? they are more suited to your mature sensibilities..

take care

Hum Sa Ho To Samne Aaye · Jul 17th, 2003, 04:07 PM

Why do people have to combine racism and a joke?

Btw, very welcome for the compliment.

Tauseef · Jul 17th, 2003, 05:02 PM

zohra_jan · Jul 17th, 2003, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hum Sa Ho To Samne Aaye:
Why do people have to combine racism and a joke?

Btw, very welcome for the compliment.

Dear Hum Sa:
first of all since this is the jokes forum, i DEMAND that people smile, chuckle or laugh in my threads

otherwise they're free to move on to the next one.

secondly, the question you asked is more suited to cafe or general, not this thread..
surely you aren't expecting serious responses in the JOKES section??

thirdly, i advise you to look up the definitions of racism, sectarianism, etc. before you start a tirade on racist jokes :nahnah:

As i said before, this was just a joke... i intend no disrespect towards the Sikhs, or any other denomination

So lighten up, and do share your favourite joke with us!