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Jul 17th, 2003, 10:24 AM
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A couple of hunters are out in the woods in the deep south when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm and soothing voice, says, "Alright, take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is silence, and then a gun shot is heard.
The hunter comes back on the line. "OK. Now what??"
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Jul 17th, 2003, 11:45 AM
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βrown &ugar
Join Date: May 29, 2003 - 5:00 am
Location: back stage!
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Jul 18th, 2003, 10:28 PM
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Jul 19th, 2003, 01:39 AM
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The unReal kingBu Abdullah
Join Date: Feb 5, 2001 - 7:00 am
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nice one.... 
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Jul 19th, 2003, 06:23 AM
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Insanity Unlimited...
Join Date: Dec 10, 2002 - 2:22 pm
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.........GOOOD ONE.... 
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Jul 19th, 2003, 02:35 PM
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"`°*¤ Shehr-e-Zaat ¤*°`"
Join Date: Dec 4, 2002 - 10:45 am
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LOlzzzz
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Jul 19th, 2003, 03:19 PM
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Join Date: Jun 21, 2003 - 4:58 pm
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oh **** hahahahahahhahahahahahha
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Jul 19th, 2003, 04:11 PM
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Jul 19th, 2003, 05:23 PM
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dreamz...
Join Date: Jan 12, 2003 - 1:05 am
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good one
The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Jul 20th, 2003, 08:39 PM
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tErE bInA mUsHkIl HaI jEeNa
Join Date: Feb 27, 2003 - 11:43 pm
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kOi MaJnU kOi RaNjhA tOu KoI fArHaD kEhTa HaI
kOi PaGaL kOi dEwAnA tOu KoI kHaRaB kHeTa HaI
pEeTa HoOn DaWa-E-dArD-e-DiL
tOu HaR kOi UsSaY sHaRaB kEhTa HaI
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Jul 22nd, 2003, 10:09 AM
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hahaha,,, 
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Jul 23rd, 2003, 06:07 AM
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Geo aur Jeenay Do
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