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Jul 17th, 2003, 04:59 PM
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'Doctor, are you sure i'm suffering from pnuemonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pnuemonia and finally dieingof typhus.''Dont worry, it wont happen with me, if i treat someone with pnuemonia he will die with pnuemonia.' 
Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor blade'
'Dont panic, i'm coming immediately, have you done anything yet?'
'Yeah, i shaved with the electric razor.'
Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didnt the new glasses help? Patient: Sure, now i see the spots much clearer.
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Jul 17th, 2003, 11:50 PM
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Jul 18th, 2003, 01:01 AM
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Hahhaha,, LOL
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Jul 18th, 2003, 11:10 AM
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βrown &ugar
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Jul 18th, 2003, 11:45 AM
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Join Date: Jul 3, 2003 - 2:50 pm
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funny..
here's another silly one..
one atom said to another "i think i lost an electron" 
second atom: are you quite sure?
first atom: yea, i'm positive!!!
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Jul 18th, 2003, 06:57 PM
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funny reply.
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Jul 18th, 2003, 07:05 PM
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aafat ki puriya
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Jul 18th, 2003, 07:23 PM
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Why PG you didn't like it?
Have another look at them. They reallly are cool. 
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Jul 19th, 2003, 01:32 PM
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i didnt think they were funny!
"diamond in the ruff"
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Jul 19th, 2003, 02:18 PM
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"`°*¤ Shehr-e-Zaat ¤*°`"
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LOlzzz
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Jul 19th, 2003, 03:27 PM
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dreamz...
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good one 
The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Jul 19th, 2003, 04:19 PM
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~!*Get Funky~!*
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Im MARRIED...wohoo
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Jul 20th, 2003, 04:39 PM
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Here's another one:
A judge asked the thief , "Why you theft in the day instead of night?" 
"Because I cant resist my sleep at night". the theif replied.
Want more.....
An interviewer asked the candidate why a cat moves its tail?
"Very simple" the candidate replied, "Because the tail cannot move the cat".
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Jul 21st, 2003, 12:34 PM
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Ņážŭķ Pâŧђáń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
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^ akhri wala best hai :biggthumb
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Jul 21st, 2003, 01:49 PM
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