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Aug 27th, 2003, 10:44 AM
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Join Date: Jul 10, 2002 - 1:00 am
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How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on. 
charah saazon se alag hai mayar mera kay main
zakham khaaonga tou kuch aur nikhar jaaonga
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Aug 27th, 2003, 10:55 AM
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Member
Join Date: May 13, 2001 - 1:00 am
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THIS IS MORE FACTUAL THEN A JOKE LOL THIS IS 1 HUNDRED PERCENT TRUE. HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Aug 27th, 2003, 11:10 AM
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Moderator Culture, Linguistics & Literature Forum
Join Date: Jan 9, 2001 - 1:00 am
Posts: 11,079
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I have OCD: Obsessive Cullens Disorder Bite Me! -- Please I like running with scissors...makes me feel dangerous
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Aug 27th, 2003, 11:23 AM
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βrown &ugar
Join Date: May 29, 2003 - 5:00 am
Location: back stage!
Posts: 2,228
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what eva 
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Aug 27th, 2003, 04:00 PM
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Join Date: Jul 23, 2002 - 1:00 am
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sooooooo true! :biggthumb
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Aug 27th, 2003, 04:44 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jul 2, 2003 - 3:02 pm
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True... 
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Aug 30th, 2003, 10:45 AM
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Insanity Unlimited...
Join Date: Dec 10, 2002 - 2:22 pm
Posts: 2,363
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Aug 30th, 2003, 08:22 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 4, 2003 - 12:34 pm
Location: New York
Posts: 1,302
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OMG
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Sep 4th, 2003, 01:21 PM
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dreamz...
Join Date: Jan 12, 2003 - 1:05 am
Location: ƒαiгŷ ταlεš
Posts: 12,210
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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Sep 4th, 2003, 05:10 PM
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Faith
Join Date: May 19, 2003 - 4:19 pm
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"Today in heaven they opened up a new chest dedicated to charity. It's name ?"
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Sep 4th, 2003, 05:17 PM
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Moderator RKS, Toronto
Join Date: Mar 2, 2002 - 3:00 pm
Location: Mississauga
Posts: 11,100
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and withdraw aik hazaar teen dollars ;-)
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Sep 4th, 2003, 05:19 PM
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Faith
Join Date: May 19, 2003 - 4:19 pm
Posts: 12,927
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Quote:
Originally posted by cHEeGUm:
and withdraw aik hazaar teen dollars ;-)
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for the makeup. 
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Sep 5th, 2003, 07:52 PM
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