Dactar sab

Sardarjee goes to the Fridge shop and ask:

Sardar jee: "oye, yeah feeridge kinnay da hay"
Salesman: " I am sorry, hum sikhon ko fridge nahee baichtay".

Sardar jee was pissed off by this straight forward answer, dashed to his house,
shaved his beard off and came back the next day and ask :

Sardarjee: "How much for this one"
Salesman: "Abay bola naa sardaron ko fridge nahee baichtay"

Sardar jee was realy ticked of now. He went home, this time he shaved his head and eye brows too,
came back again and ask the guy. " Bhai Sahib, arz kiya hay miyaan, yeah fridge kitnay kaa day
rahay hain miyaan aap".
salesman: " baray sahab arz kiya naa, sardoron ko nahee baichtay".

Sardar jee finally gave up and ask the guy how the heck do you recognize me"
Salesman: "O bhai yeah fridge nahee hay, Almaari hay"