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Old Aug 27th, 2003, 09:16 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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Once an ant whispered something to Elephant. The elephant fainted right away. What did she whisper?

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Old Aug 28th, 2003, 01:02 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 10:22 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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....Khanzada saaab .. bunder was involved too....hmmmm






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Old Aug 31st, 2003, 08:05 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 1st, 2003, 12:46 PM   #8 (permalink)  
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you know what? the ant seems really horny.






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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 01:16 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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Once an ant and an elephant were driving a motor bike. Ant was driving and elephant was sitting behind her. Unfortunately, they had an accident. Elephant had severe injuries but ant didn't even get a bruise.

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bhai ant nay helmet jo pehni huee thee .....






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Old Sep 3rd, 2003, 03:08 AM   #12 (permalink)  
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first there was this and now the ant

what is this elephant up to????






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Old Sep 3rd, 2003, 03:24 AM   #13 (permalink)  
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zakiahmed, u seem to be obsessed with ants and elephants....whats ur story.....






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Old Sep 3rd, 2003, 10:38 AM   #15 (permalink)  
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Once an ant and an elephant were playing hide and seek....

Ant had hidden herself behind an Imam who was leading prayers in a mosque, thinking elephant would never be able to find her. However, as she was thinking this, elephant found her without any difficulty.

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Elephant saw ant's shoes outside the mosque....






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Old Sep 3rd, 2003, 12:23 PM   #16 (permalink)  
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Very rhetorical! Intelligent Elephant...







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