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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 01:20 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u.
If u'll leave,i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u.
But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
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I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable.
I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.
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Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof,shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results:
U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
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Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace".
That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains.
He said "Let me try world peace"
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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har
Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut
Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
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Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.
Take my word, follow the Nepalese tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision
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Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
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From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache !
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1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME
dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else
............. Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.
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Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha
"saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".
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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute.
If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
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Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
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Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab
kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.
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I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
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Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT







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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 02:43 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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tooo gooood Khanzada Bhai!






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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 04:14 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 10:18 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
heard that one on the radio the other day..

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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute.
If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!


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Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.


aap toa phir chaa gayay hain Khanzada Bhai jaan..







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Old Aug 29th, 2003, 07:08 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too








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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 12:28 AM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Aug 30th, 2003, 10:10 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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wahhhh....kia collection hai khanzada saab mazza aa gaya.......






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Old Aug 31st, 2003, 08:01 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 12:05 PM   #9 (permalink)  
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LOlzzzzzzzzzzzz Great!!!!!!






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Old Sep 3rd, 2003, 03:28 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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Someone sent me the JOKER wala...how rude







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Old Sep 3rd, 2003, 07:04 AM   #11 (permalink)  
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Really really nice onezzz....







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Old Sep 3rd, 2003, 12:34 PM   #12 (permalink)  
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Quote:
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Someone sent me the JOKER wala...how rude
Quite rude. Well, i got the same one..apparently its a widely-travelled sms joke






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Old Sep 3rd, 2003, 06:49 PM   #13 (permalink)  
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bahuat hi funny hai very hi funny






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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 08:21 AM   #14 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally posted by Khanzada:


Quite rude. Well, i got the same one..apparently its a widely-travelled sms joke
I'm pretty sure it was sent with much love...






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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 07:48 PM   #15 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 12:24 AM   #16 (permalink)  
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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

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Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.

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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

*************************
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wakeuptoda y?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

*************************
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test
results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

*************************
If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u.
But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.

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Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai".
Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi".
"Papa kyon ?" ..........
"Bete abhi bandar email padh raha hai"

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To live a life, one n eeds brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of _____expression & many more mental
qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

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Once an angle came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

*************************
Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition &
marry ur dad's ugly decision.

*************************
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, >From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u h ave never changed. For me, you've always
been........... a headache !

*************************
1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

*************************
I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

*************************
Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin",
chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

*************************
If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

*************************
Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

*************************
Dark were those days, without ur sight. When I was in darkness, u gave me light. U gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank u so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

*************************


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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 01:37 AM   #17 (permalink)  
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Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab
kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.
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couldn't hold my laughter on this one, i think i am gonna save this one







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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 01:39 AM   #18 (permalink)  
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Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab
kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.


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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 02:48 AM   #19 (permalink)  
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