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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 03:54 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Doctor: I have good news and bad news.
Patient: Go with the good news first.

Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.

Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?

Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.
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Old Sep 2nd, 2003, 04:47 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 12:33 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 08:13 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Well thats one time that I wouldn't pay the bill..

Went to my doc today and he says he'sthankful for all the business I'm giving him..he'll never let me die..well not before him..or so he says






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