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Sep 3rd, 2003, 05:00 PM
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Three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the Gates of Heaven. Before entering, they are each asked a question by St. Peter himself "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" asks St. Peter. The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children."
The last guy replies. "I would like to hear them say.... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"
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Sep 3rd, 2003, 07:02 PM
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Sep 4th, 2003, 12:27 AM
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dont blink...
...gone!
Join Date: May 24, 2002 - 6:00 am
Location: Brampton, Canada
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LOL!
thanks for pulling head outta your ass long enough to read my post, then highlighting & reading this. Signed:
-faizy
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Sep 4th, 2003, 01:18 AM
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aafat ki puriya
Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Sep 4th, 2003, 07:43 AM
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~Da King~
Join Date: Mar 25, 2001 - 6:00 am
Location: NJ, USA
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*~*~*~*Thread-napper*~*~*~
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Sep 4th, 2003, 08:19 AM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
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If i'm still alive when they put me in the coffin then SHOOT ME
One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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Sep 4th, 2003, 11:16 AM
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The Devil's Advocate
Join Date: Oct 26, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: Location Location
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^^ u want that in the head or the chest.. one shot or two? 
JaddoN kaddya jaloos ghareeba tay shehr ich choatalee lug gayee
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Sep 4th, 2003, 08:55 PM
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Join Date: Aug 22, 2003 - 11:38 pm
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 nice one...very funny
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Sep 5th, 2003, 03:50 AM
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