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Sep 3rd, 2003, 06:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
Cheegum Moderator RKS, Toronto Join Date: Mar 2, 2002 - 3:00 pm Location: Mississauga Posts: 11,087 Blog Entries: 99	Tiger woods is driving a BMW in ireland when he stops for gas. The gas attendant has no clue of golf whatsoever. As Tiger Woods gets out to fill some gas, a couple of tees fall down. gas attended: vas are dose sir? tiger woods: these are tees. gas attendant: vat are day ged fer? tiger woods: well they are to rest my balls pn while im driving gas attendant: jesas christ BMW thinks of everything! When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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Sep 3rd, 2003, 10:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
RT Wolf Lafanga Sher Insanity Studios Inc. Join Date: Mar 27, 2002 - 1:00 am Posts: 2,969	Last edited by God : April 21st, 1987 at 09:23 PM.

Sep 4th, 2003, 11:15 AM	#3 (permalink)
PakistaniAbroad The Devil's Advocate Join Date: Oct 26, 2001 - 1:00 am Location: Location Location Posts: 9,043 Blog Entries: 10	good thing he didn't see the clubs.. JaddoN kaddya jaloos ghareeba tay shehr ich choatalee lug gayee

Sep 4th, 2003, 04:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
smooth_guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 10, 2002 - 1:00 am Posts: 7,687	good one! charah saazon se alag hai mayar mera kay main zakham khaaonga tou kuch aur nikhar jaaonga

Sep 4th, 2003, 11:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
Kaleem Assan Tay Jana-ye Malo-Mall Join Date: Mar 10, 2000 - 1:00 am Posts: 6,761	I think the irony is that Golf actually started in Ireland.

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