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Sep 4th, 2003, 01:44 PM
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Join Date: May 8, 2001 - 1:00 am
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>REJECTED NURSERY RHYMES
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>JACK AND JILL
>Went up the hill
>To have a little fun.
>Stupid Jill
>Forgot the pill
>And now they have a son.
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>MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
>Her father shot it dead
>Now it goes to school with her,
>Between two hunks of bread.
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>LITTLE MISS MUFFET
>Sat on a tuffet,
>Her clothes all tattered and torn.
>It had not been the spider
>that crept up beside her
>But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
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>HUMPTY DUMPTY
>Sat on a wall
>Humpty dumpty had a great fall
>All the kings horses and all the kings men
>Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.
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>HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
>The cat did a piddle,
>All over the bedside clock,
>The little dog laughed to see such fun
>When it died of electric shock.
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>GEORGIE PORGY
>Pudding and Pie
>Kissed the girls and made them cry.
>When the boys came out to play
>He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.
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>THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL
>who had a little curl!
>Right in the middle of her forehead
>And when she was good,
>She was very very good
>But when she was bad she got a
>Fur coat, jewels, and a sports car.
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Sep 5th, 2003, 03:53 AM
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Join Date: Jul 23, 2002 - 1:00 am
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:biggthumb
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Sep 6th, 2003, 10:15 PM
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Member
Join Date: Apr 6, 2003 - 7:35 pm
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:rotfl"
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Sep 7th, 2003, 01:26 AM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
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yeah yeah
One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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Sep 15th, 2003, 02:08 AM
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Join Date: Sep 5, 2003 - 10:35 pm
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i very much doubt my teacher person would have liked me if i ever said these rhymes out to her.. but then i'd be suspended too.. so i'm glad with what i know though these are way cooler than the boring ones i knew.
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Sep 16th, 2003, 10:48 AM
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Pas~e~Aaina~Koi~aur~hai
Join Date: Oct 12, 2000 - 1:00 am
Location: Pakistan
Posts: 5,959
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lolzz good one!
Ki Mohammad (S.a.w )se wafa tu ney tu Hum terey hain
yeh jehan cheez hai kya Loh-o-Qalam terey hain...!!
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Sep 17th, 2003, 03:10 PM
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Sep 17th, 2003, 03:23 PM
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Senior Member
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Sep 19th, 2003, 05:35 PM
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Sep 19th, 2003, 10:01 PM
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Wah wah ...Lolz @Jack and Jill
"I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty...but I am too busy thinking about myself." -- Diva
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Sep 20th, 2003, 12:12 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
Location: South of Boston, MA
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Good Tums 
I have one too........
Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to fetch a pale of water
dont know what the hack happen.
they came down with there daughter 
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Sep 20th, 2003, 03:50 AM
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logged out
Join Date: Jul 7, 1998 - 5:00 am
Location: Rehnay ko Ghar naheeN hai, PF jahaaN hamaaraa
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“Quite often good things have hurtful consequences. There are instances of men who have been ruined by their money or KILLED by their COURAGE.” ~Aristotle
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Sep 20th, 2003, 11:16 AM
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P®iNÇ駧 Øf h€ªrt§
Join Date: Mar 14, 2003 - 6:24 am
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~*~Pakistan hamari jaan, sabse pehley Pakistan~*~
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Sep 20th, 2003, 09:59 PM
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~Aks khusbo hoon, behkarnay say na rokay koi~
Join Date: Oct 18, 2002 - 6:23 pm
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Sep 23rd, 2003, 02:24 PM
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"`°*¤ Shehr-e-Zaat ¤*°`"
Join Date: Dec 4, 2002 - 10:45 am
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LOlzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Sep 24th, 2003, 04:44 AM
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HRH The Landlord of Khairpur
Join Date: Oct 17, 2002 - 7:16 am
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oopsssss
I like long walks
specially when they are taken by people I dont like
Mr. James B. (Esq.)
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