ahmadjee

... Top 23 Nerd Tshirt Sayings:

1. "If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer......oh wait he does."
2.Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
3. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
4. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
5. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
6. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
7.Best file compression around: "DEL ." = 100% compression
8. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
9. The name is Baud......, James Baud.
10. Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
11. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
12. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
13. Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups.
14. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/n)?
15. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
16. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
17. All computers wait at the same speed.
18. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
19. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
20. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
21. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
22. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
23. Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue ...

Muslim_Queen

yaasir

lastknightess

Yeh ahamduu we know you got clothes man

Irem

Galaxy

nice

BanJaraa

Man u must have had to go through ur entire wardrobe for this