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Sep 6th, 2003, 02:21 AM
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A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw."
From out in the audience a man shouts, "You lying *******!" "Silence in the court!", the Judge shouted back to the man, all the while banging his gavel. He turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel." "You darned tightwad!" blurted the spectator again.
"Quiet!", yelled the judge after a few more bangs of his gavel, and then continues, "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill." "You cheap son of a..." the man starts to shout when the Judge thunders back, "If you don't tell me reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold in contempt!" So the man answers, "I've lived next to that lying ******* for ten years now, but do you think he ever had any tools when I needed to borrow one?!"
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Sep 6th, 2003, 03:17 AM
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Join Date: Jul 23, 2002 - 1:00 am
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Sep 6th, 2003, 03:42 AM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
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One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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Sep 6th, 2003, 03:47 AM
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Insanity Unlimited...
Join Date: Dec 10, 2002 - 2:22 pm
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 ....mann that was coolll..
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Sep 6th, 2003, 09:33 AM
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Join Date: Aug 1, 2003 - 7:07 am
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Sep 6th, 2003, 01:25 PM
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aafat ki puriya
Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Sep 6th, 2003, 03:53 PM
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Eik Pagal se laRki
Join Date: Feb 19, 2003 - 11:09 pm
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Sep 7th, 2003, 06:34 AM
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Whispering Death
Join Date: May 13, 2003 - 6:00 am
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I needed something like that to read. 
"It's one of the gods of Africa, It holds the power of life and death. An elephant can kill you. A lion or leopard can kill you. And a mamba can kill you. But with a mamba bite, since the dawn of time, it's sure. It is death incarnate."
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