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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 02:00 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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"A young girl boards Flight BA3345 from Heathrow to New York and finds a seat in 1st class. As the Stewardesses check all the passengers, one Stewardess asks the young girl for her ticket. The young girl hand's over her ticket, to which the Stewardess replied:
"I'm sorry, but your are sat in the wrong seat" in a helpful manner.
""I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to New York to be a Supermodel and marry a millionaire!"" replied the young girl.
The Stewardess was surprised at the young girl's answer, so she decided to call the Senior Steward.

The Senior Steward decided that nobody was getting a free upgrade to 1st, so she also informed the young girl that she had sat in the wrong seat and was to sit in economy at the rear.
""I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to New York to be a Supermodel and marry a millionaire!"" replied the young girl in a firmer tone.

The Senior Steward thought that this might be a job for the Co-pilot, so she asked the Co-pilot to try and resolve this matter. So the Co-pilot decided to have a go to see if he could move the young girl.
"Excuse me Miss, but your sat in the wrong seat" said the Co-pilot.
"I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to New York to be a Supermodel and marry a millionaire!" replied the young girl.
"I'm sorry Miss, but if you don't move to your proper seat, I'll have to ask you to leave the aircraft" replied the Co-pilot.
"I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to New York to be a Supermodel and marry a millionaire!" replied the young girl.
Being new to this game, the Co-pilot decided to consult the Captain.

"Let me sort her out" said the Captain.
The Captain then approached the young girl and whispered in her ear.

As the Captain returned to the Flight-deck, the young girl got out of the seat and proceeded down the aircraft towards her proper seat.
"Cor, what did you say to her?" asked the Co-pilot.
To which the Captain replied: "I told her 1st class wasn't going to New York"







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