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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 03:11 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Jhoote ,pagal , awara chaloo hum hai mana

anaaj ke dushman hum hai chaloo yeh bhi mana

Answer:
Date per janey ko rehti hai tayyar yeh larkiyaan
KFC, Mc Donalds k burger khati hai yeh larkiyaan





Jinhein jealous tak ki spelling na aye ...larkiyon
Answer:
per larkiyooun ko samajh aa jayey woh spelling.... larkoo

kissi taqreeb main deekh lo in ka BHi haaal
Answer:
duaa maang rahey hotey hai k naa ho jayey baarish


tareekh batati hain In ko agar ye amma kahein kissi larki ko
Answer:
asul mei woh hoti hai naniyaan isi liyey tu sunati hai kahaniyaan

mar jayein par baji tak na kahte hain ye larkey
Answer:
chaley aaj sey hum aap koo kehtey hai HUmera APPAAAA

harkatoon pe apni joote kyun na kahein
Answer:
Becasue acha kaam karney per yeh duniya achey insanoo koo marte hee hai

charina larkiyon ko Qomi khayeel samajhte hain ye larkee
Answer:
well charina naheen chairna and larkee naheen larkey
husn -o- jamal kee numaaish kartee hai yeh larkiyaan
gher sey nikalti hai nikaab mein yeh larkiyaan
college poonch ker utaar deti hai yeh nikaab
deti hai daawat-e aam yeh larkiyaan


badmashi main tamghe hasill hain inhein magar
Answer:
badmaashi mein tamghe hasil hai ager hamey
tu aap koo bhi tu aata hai mazloom acha banna



Chaloo Us mail se ye to pata chala
Answer:
k larkiyooun kee aukaat hai kya hai larkoo k liyey

Sara waqt larkiyon pe shayari karte hain ye larkey
Answer:
kisi kee buraai koo enjoynment mein batadena achi aadata hotee hai


apne kharab meele baloon pe bhi humain qosoor dein
Answer:
aakhir yeh pata kaisey chala k baal meley hotey hai
haath phirati hai kya un baloon mein


bhudda gunja ho k humain ilzaam dete hain ye larkey
Answer:
lazmi see baat hai tu aur kisey ilzaam dey gey yeh larkey
roz roz kee farmaaishoo sey hee tu yeh haal hota hai larkoo kaa


ghaar ke kaam marr k na karein yehh
Answer:
Gher kaa kaam bhi ager larkey karey gey
tu larkiyaan kya bhet ker aaram karey gee

aur bahar hero bane phirte hain ye larkey
Answer:
Jee haan bilkul jaisey k larkiyaan maasiyaan banee phirti hai


jinhein khud ki laakh buraiyain main se aik nazar na aye
Answer:
Becasue Allah ney jaisa banayey hai us mein hum shukr ada kartey hai


wo larkiyain main ye dhoondhite hain ye larkee
Answer:

achi khushfehmi hai

larkiyaon ki numaishoon pe nazar ye khuub rakhein

Answer:
chaloo shukr eak ney tu mana k numaish kartee hai

apni shaaj dhaaj college aur schoolon k pass na deekh pate hain ye larkey
Answer:
chaloo yeh bhi mana k larkiyaan dekh rahee hote ehai larkoo kooo

larkiyain aik annnkh na bahti hain inhein karein yehi zahir
phir khud nakiree uthane ko mare jate hain ye larkee
Answer:
Kya karein majboori hotee hai ghalti sey _________________


aae imran tu waqai main bara nadan hai abhi to
Answer:
Kin logo per apney talent koo waste ker rahey hoo Imran

thirty-six lines wali ye poetry (larkiyaon par) phir kis ne ki hai larkee
Answer:
Humera Is 36 ur ager or wat ??







ALLAH MAUT DEY DE PER KISI KOO KHUSHFEHMI NAA DEY Q K KHUSH FEHMI KEE DAWA TU HAKIM LUQMAN K PAAS BHI NAHENE THEE






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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 03:52 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 04:14 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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