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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 12:24 PM   #1 (permalink)  
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~~funny jokes~~

*~ Adha Pagal ~*

Teacher: hamaray mulk main 10 airport hain, 25 railway stations hain, 110 bus stations hain to meri age batao ?
Student: sir 32 years,
Teacher: oh brilliant, but how did u guess ?
Student: my brother is 16 years old OR WO ADHA PAGAL HAI

AIK DIHATI

Ek dihati angrez se bolta hai ke mujhe English sikhao , angrez bolta hai ke ok bolo "TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE"dihati bola:"ANDDA DANDDA AAM KA ACHAR KHA KAR DEKHO BARDE MAZE DAR".


*~DO BEWAQOOF ~*

Do bewaqoof ja rahe the ek nay dosre se kaha ke " agar tum ye bata do ke is shoper main kitnain unde(eggs) hain tu wo pure bara ke bara tumhare ,Our Agar tum ye bhi bata do ke ye kis ke unde(eggs)hain tu wo murghi(hen) bhi tumhari ". Tu dosra bolta hai ke yaar barda mushkil sawal hai zara ishara tu do.
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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 12:29 PM   #2 (permalink)  
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yeah back in the grade school we used to share these kinds of jokes.






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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 01:37 PM   #3 (permalink)  
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not bad...........good try






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Old Sep 7th, 2003, 02:20 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 10th, 2003, 03:08 AM   #5 (permalink)  
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nice stuff........welcome to GS BTW....






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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 08:22 PM   #6 (permalink)  
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 05:01 AM   #7 (permalink)  
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Nice onezzz ... and welcome to GUPISTAN!







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Old Sep 13th, 2003, 12:36 AM   #8 (permalink)  
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Bouhat arse baad sunna hai ye joke..... thnx its nice...... welcome aye ajnabi larki






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