Ashif

once all the scientists die and & go to heaven
they decided to play hide-n-seek
unfortunately Einstein was the once who has the den,
he was suppose to count till 100 and then start searchin`
every once start hidin except NEWTON .......
Newton Just draws square of 1 meter and stand inside just front of "Einstein "
Einstein countin`.....97,98,99.........100.....
he open his eyes and found Newton standin in just front of him.......
Einstein yells Newton out ..Newton out
Newton denies and claims that am not
"Newton"
all the scientist came and Newton gave them prove that he is
not Newton ..........
HOW???..............................
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His Proof:
Newton sayz:
I am standin in square of area 1msquare....
thatz m3ans am Newton per meter square N/m2
hence am "PASCAL"
as,
Newton per meter square is 1 PASCAL

khekasha

oh i get it, its one of those nerd joke but luckily for you i just recently took physics so i got the damn joke but its not that funny!

Ashif

wel its an education joke, kissi kissi ko samaj aata hay.

KrazyKhan

u cudve just hitd me with a baseball bat.....this joke was cruel..