Ashif

SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM:
You have 2 cows, the Government takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks
the other and throws the milk away...

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd
multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the
income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce
the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why
the cow dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the
size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You
then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

bao bihari

u seem to belong to japaneese organisation

Ashif

Yup i do, astonished,

KrazyKhan

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