Ashif

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

lastknightess

Bah..not all women think this way..I mean if he buys me flowers it just means that he doesn't want me to have a headache later .

A decision without consulting me woudl mean instant death...but he might be forgiven if he tells me how nice I am

You see there is a way around everything andI'm just waiting for a smart man to come along

KrazyKhan

mannn.....timez like theze i thank GOD I am not married....

lastknightess

^^ YOu can't be LUCKY forever

BanJaraa

I would have u bought u the Flowers and told u how nice u are .........................Magar kya karoon ye sab kese keh doon abhi mera demagh kam kar raha hai.......