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Old Oct 31st, 2003, 06:13 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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Reasons to believe computers are Male:

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night






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Old Oct 31st, 2003, 11:11 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Oct 31st, 2003, 11:59 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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yeah my fav are the last 3







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Old Oct 31st, 2003, 09:45 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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Man this is prolly themost popular joke on GS






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