Mr-Joker

A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after actual date of joining. Consequently was asked for explanation in writting
Here he goes...


Deer sur,
"This is my first vijit to Bombai. If small small mistakes get inside my letter, I ask pardon. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly,but for the following reason, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. to I and my sun. I put complaint on station master. He said I to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to my sun. Anyway I thanked the station master because he was responsible for getting birth of my sun. I hope u will see my hole story and late me first time I am now ending this fastly.
May God blast you!
Thank you "