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Old Nov 1st, 2003, 12:32 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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A mother and a baby camel were laying around, and suddenly the baby camel asked

Baby: Mother, mother, may I ask you some questions?
Mother: Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you?
Baby: Why do camels have humps?
Mother: Well son, we are desert animals, we need the humps to store water and we are known to survive without water.

Baby: Okay, then why are our legs long and our feet rounded?
Mother: Son, obviously they are meant for walking in the desert, You know with these legs I can move around the desert better than anyone does! Said the mother proudly.

Baby: Okay, then why are our eyelashes long? Sometimes it bothers my sight.

Mother: My son, those long thick eyelashes are your protective cover. They help to protect your eyes from the desert sand and wind. Said mother camel with eyes rimming with pride.

Baby: I see. So the hump is to store water when we are in the desert, the legs are for walking through the desert and these eye lashes protects my eyes from the desert...... Then what the hell are we doing here in the Zzzoooooo !!!!!!???

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Old Nov 1st, 2003, 01:35 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 1st, 2003, 04:58 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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Old Nov 1st, 2003, 06:41 AM   #4 (permalink)  
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