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Nov 2nd, 2003, 02:00 PM
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Member
Join Date: Jan 23, 2002 - 1:00 am
Posts: 150
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EnJoY.....
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
but if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's also MasterCard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
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Love your neighbor.
But don't get caught.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop
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Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go and sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !
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A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A Railway station is where rail stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Nov 2nd, 2003, 10:04 PM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: U.A.E
Posts: 15,375
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^^ it's where work stops and GS begins 
One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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Nov 3rd, 2003, 12:02 AM
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The unReal kingBu Abdullah
Join Date: Feb 5, 2001 - 7:00 am
Location: Kingdom of Bahrain
Posts: 14,950
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^^ 
Both Halal & Haram r evident but between them r doubtful things, most ppl have no knowledge about them. So whoever saves himself from suspicious things saves his religion & honor, & whoever indulges in suspicious things indulges in Haram.
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Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:03 AM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
Location: U.A.E
Posts: 15,375
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*bows*
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Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:38 AM
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Senior Monster
Join Date: Mar 19, 2003 - 7:00 am
Location: Lahore
Posts: 10,961
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very funny
Ik fursat-e-gunah mili wo bhi chaar din
dekhey hian hum ney hosley, parwardigar ke !
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Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:50 AM
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Insanity Unlimited...
Join Date: Dec 10, 2002 - 2:22 pm
Posts: 2,363
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neat stuff....
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Nov 3rd, 2003, 10:21 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 4, 2003 - 4:15 pm
Posts: 3,709
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good ones
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