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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 01:13 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question.


The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up
on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said,
"Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of
me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap
would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my
first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a van carrying dead
bodies for the last 25 years









While rest of the world was busy mating I was Moderating Cafe and lost my jawani.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:02 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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LOL! GOOOD ONE







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Old Nov 3rd, 2003, 12:12 PM   #5 (permalink)  
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