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Nov 3rd, 2003, 01:38 AM
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Ņแŭķ Pโŧђแń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi, Pakistan.
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A maulvi saheb dies and waits in line at the "Jannat" Gates. Just ahead of him is a guy in casual shalwar kurta. Farishta (angel) addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to Heaven?" The guy replies, "I'm Rehmat Khan, Mini Bus driver from Karachi." Farishtaji consults his list, smiles and says to Rehmat Khan, "Enter into the Kingdom." So Pakistani driver enters Heaven and the maulvi saheb is next in line. He stands erect. Without being asked, he proclaims, "I am Maulana Aansari of Jama Masjid in Chuk 55 of Punjab for the last 43 years." Farishtaji consults his list and says, "I am sorry, you are on waiting list. You have to pass some tests before you get entry to the Kingdom of Heaven." Maulvi Saheb says, "Just a minute. That man was a Mini Bus driver, and you issued him instant entry. But I have to go through more tests. How can this be?" Farishtaji says,"Up here, we go by results. While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Nov 3rd, 2003, 01:59 AM
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ŋǿǿrร*fร*รยฉd - DusK -
Join Date: Nov 7, 2002 - 10:28 am
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Nov 3rd, 2003, 03:01 AM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
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HAHAHAHAHA 
Now I know what profession to choose
One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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Nov 3rd, 2003, 04:54 AM
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Insanity Unlimited...
Join Date: Dec 10, 2002 - 2:22 pm
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 ....good one Khanzada saab ... soo wat about openin up a bus service together when we retire... 
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Nov 3rd, 2003, 08:28 AM
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Senior Member
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Nov 3rd, 2003, 09:53 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 18, 2003 - 7:00 am
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Malik-Ul-Mulk Lasharee Kalahoo. Wahadahoo Laa Ilaahaa Illaahoo.
Shams Tabraiz Gar Khuda Talabee. Khushboo Khuwan La Illaha Illahoo.
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Nov 3rd, 2003, 11:09 AM
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~*~pAssioN is wuT LiFe iS aLL abt; nO pAssioN, nO LiFe~*~
Join Date: Feb 8, 2002 - 1:00 am
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In England, you are innocent until proven guilty.
In France, you are guilty until proven innocent.
In America, you are innocent until the papers come out the next morning - Mark Twain
I even have hair on my butt - Shikra
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Nov 3rd, 2003, 11:12 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 23, 2003 - 12:48 am
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Molvi pakra gaya.....
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Nov 3rd, 2003, 11:41 AM
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"`รยฐ*รยค Shehr-e-Zaat รยค*รยฐ`"
Join Date: Dec 4, 2002 - 10:45 am
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Nov 3rd, 2003, 12:22 PM
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Join Date: Aug 29, 2003 - 7:00 am
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jisey hum sai milna, gawara nahee hai, hum sai mila na karey.....
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Nov 4th, 2003, 07:50 AM
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Ņแŭķ Pโŧђแń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi, Pakistan.
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aap sab bohat he naik loug hain *feels happy happy*
Khan: Aho!
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Nov 4th, 2003, 11:34 PM
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-: an earthbound missfit i :-
Join Date: Jul 1, 2003 - 8:33 am
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Zindagi key safar mein guzzar jatey hein ju muqaam
wo phir nahien aatey! wo phir nahien aatey!
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Nov 5th, 2003, 10:24 AM
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*aNkHoN ki ChAmAk*
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*c h a m k e e l i * a n k h e i n*
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Nov 5th, 2003, 08:51 PM
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Join Date: Jul 10, 2002 - 1:00 am
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very nice 
charah saazon se alag hai mayar mera kay main
zakham khaaonga tou kuch aur nikhar jaaonga
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Nov 5th, 2003, 10:44 PM
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Join Date: Oct 7, 2003 - 1:49 am
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Shuker hai Molvi and Driver ka tallaq mery city sey nahin...
Na janey merey dil ko kya ho gaya?
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