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Nov 3rd, 2003, 05:36 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 4, 2003 - 4:15 pm
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Women--The lucky sex
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. ...
4. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
5. When we buy a vibrator it's glamorous. When men buy a blowup doll, it's pathetic.
6. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
7. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
8. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
9. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
10. Taxis stop for us.
11. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
12. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
13. Free drinks, free dinners, free moving (you get the point?).
14. We can hug our friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
15. We know the truth about whether size matters.
16. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
17. ...
18. ...
19. We can sleep our way to the top.
20. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
21. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
22. No fashion faux pas we make could rival Speedos.
23. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
24. If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected.
25. ...
26. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
27. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her arse.
28. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
29. ...
30. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
31. We have an excuse to be a total b*** at least once a month.
32. ...
33. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
34. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
35. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
36. Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
37. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
38. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
The censored version
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Nov 3rd, 2003, 07:03 PM
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GS Evangelist.....!!!
Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 - 1:03 pm
Location: Chigwell
Posts: 42,410
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I wanna know about 3, 17, 18, 25, 29, 32 ... 
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
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Nov 3rd, 2003, 08:12 PM
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Moderator: S&N, C&IT, MGA
Join Date: Oct 3, 2003 - 10:16 am
Location: Mars
Posts: 6,191
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COOL
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man!
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Nov 3rd, 2003, 09:39 PM
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ŋǿǿrÃ*fÃ*éd - DusK -
Join Date: Nov 7, 2002 - 10:28 am
Posts: 20,736
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totally wicked stuff  !
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Nov 5th, 2003, 12:32 AM
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Member
Join Date: Jan 19, 2003 - 2:29 am
Posts: 402
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Quote:
Originally posted by larki_punjaban:
8. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
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This actually has happened to me! 
PS. That police officer was a hottie. :love:
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Nov 5th, 2003, 04:05 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
Location: South of Boston, MA
Posts: 5,932
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5. When we buy a vibrator it's glamorous. When men buy a blowup doll, it's pathetic. <<<< this one needs to be ...... as well..
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Nov 5th, 2003, 01:48 PM
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Fallen Angel
Join Date: Mar 15, 2002 - 1:00 am
Posts: 4,887
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hilarious
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Nov 5th, 2003, 02:04 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 4, 2003 - 4:15 pm
Posts: 3,709
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Quote:
Originally posted by khekasha:
This actually has happened to me!
PS. That police officer was a hottie. :love:
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I got away with running a red light once
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Nov 6th, 2003, 03:08 AM
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Insanity Unlimited...
Join Date: Dec 10, 2002 - 2:22 pm
Posts: 2,363
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mann I DONT feel jealous of ya AT ALL.... ....
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Nov 6th, 2003, 06:20 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 4, 2003 - 12:34 pm
Location: New York
Posts: 1,302
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Quote:
Originally posted by larki_punjaban:
Women--The lucky sex
15. We know the truth about whether size matters.
23. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
31. We have an excuse to be a total b*** at least once a month.
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Nov 6th, 2003, 08:16 PM
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dreamz...
Join Date: Jan 12, 2003 - 1:05 am
Location: ƒαiгŷ ταlεš
Posts: 12,210
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The best part of the best drug in the world isn't the high. It's the moment just before you take it. The dice are dancing on the table. Between now and the time they stop, that's the greatest high in the world
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