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Nov 4th, 2003, 11:25 PM
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Ņแŭķ Pโŧђแń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi, Pakistan.
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LAUGH OUT LOUD, ITS FUNNY
Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga.
Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.
Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya?
Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane
laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Nov 4th, 2003, 11:31 PM
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The unReal kingBu Abdullah
Join Date: Feb 5, 2001 - 7:00 am
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khanzada super  
Both Halal & Haram r evident but between them r doubtful things, most ppl have no knowledge about them. So whoever saves himself from suspicious things saves his religion & honor, & whoever indulges in suspicious things indulges in Haram.
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Nov 5th, 2003, 02:44 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 9, 2002 - 1:00 am
Location: Heaven
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Nov 5th, 2003, 03:26 AM
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ŋǿǿrร*fร*รยฉd - DusK -
Join Date: Nov 7, 2002 - 10:28 am
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Nov 5th, 2003, 10:18 AM
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*aNkHoN ki ChAmAk*
Join Date: May 23, 2003 - 4:00 pm
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 oh my! Superb! 
*c h a m k e e l i * a n k h e i n*
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Nov 5th, 2003, 10:32 AM
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"`รยฐ*รยค Shehr-e-Zaat รยค*รยฐ`"
Join Date: Dec 4, 2002 - 10:45 am
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haha
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Nov 5th, 2003, 11:37 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 4, 2003 - 4:15 pm
Posts: 3,709
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Nov 5th, 2003, 12:12 PM
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~*~pAssioN is wuT LiFe iS aLL abt; nO pAssioN, nO LiFe~*~
Join Date: Feb 8, 2002 - 1:00 am
Posts: 21,618
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lol
In England, you are innocent until proven guilty.
In France, you are guilty until proven innocent.
In America, you are innocent until the papers come out the next morning - Mark Twain
I even have hair on my butt - Shikra
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Nov 5th, 2003, 01:01 PM
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Senior Member
Gupshup Fantasy Cricket League Organiser
Join Date: Aug 29, 2003 - 7:00 am
Posts: 7,794
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Quote:
Originally posted by Khanzada:
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
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jisey hum sai milna, gawara nahee hai, hum sai mila na karey.....
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Nov 7th, 2003, 06:29 PM
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Member
Join Date: Oct 25, 2003 - 10:00 pm
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lol
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Nov 7th, 2003, 10:20 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 7, 2003 - 1:49 am
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Quote:
Originally posted by Khanzada:
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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OoH GoD aaisa to mery saath bhi hoota hai..
Na janey merey dil ko kya ho gaya?
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Nov 8th, 2003, 03:50 AM
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Insanity Unlimited...
Join Date: Dec 10, 2002 - 2:22 pm
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KHANZADA saab barri game hai bahii... ...
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Nov 9th, 2003, 02:06 PM
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aafat ki puriya
Join Date: Dec 12, 2001 - 1:00 am
Posts: 2,675
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Nov 9th, 2003, 02:08 PM
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*DhaLaY ChanD DiL kae PaaR*
Join Date: Mar 29, 2002 - 1:00 am
Posts: 12,097
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hehe
keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps the singing bird will come
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Nov 10th, 2003, 05:59 AM
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Member
Join Date: Dec 3, 2002 - 4:16 pm
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super
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Nov 10th, 2003, 10:00 PM
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Destinee
less than a pearl in a sea of stars
Join Date: Aug 19, 2001 - 4:00 pm
Location: Calgary, Canada
Posts: 16,561
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I Am Free of All Prejudices, I Hate Everyone Equally
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Nov 13th, 2003, 05:00 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 29, 2003 - 8:44 pm
Location: SA Node
Posts: 5,458
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those were hilarious yar !!
Break wala to mein abhi apni ammi ko bhi sunaya hey
zabardast  k:
waisay sardarooN wala joke to acha khasa ek dafa meray sath honey laga tha....I was in teh Park of Minar-e-Pakistan with my friends and was tellign my friend something and he wasn't understanding...
tang aa ker mein ney kaha ; 'Yar tum nirraay sikh ho!!'
guess wot...sath hi 3 sikh sardar jee mujhey ghoortey hoay meray sath say guzrey and I was like *shuuu...bach gaya*
...and those who joyfully leave everything in Allah's hands, will eventually find Allah's hand in everything
Worries end, where faith begins........!
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Nov 14th, 2003, 08:54 AM
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Ņแŭķ Pโŧђแń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi, Pakistan.
Posts: 16,763
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^ bachat ho gai aap ki!
Aap sab loug bohat naik hain jo mere jokes par itna hanstay hain. Shukriya 
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Nov 14th, 2003, 09:25 AM
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Unavailabletationalist
Join Date: Oct 22, 2002 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi
Posts: 4,717
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khansab :biggthumb zabardast joks
aik aur sunain
sardar-jees-are-not-stupid-convention ho raha hota hay
aik sardar jee say sawal kiya jata hay
q: "1000 + 1000 kitnay hotay hain?"
ans: "20"
log shor macha detay hain "give'em a chance" "give'em a chance"
phir question hota hay"100+ 100 kitnay hotay hain?"
answer aata hay"20"
log phir shor macha detay hain "give'em a chance" "give'em a chance"
phir dobara question hota hay "10+10 kitnay hotay hain?"
jawab aata hay "20"
phir awaz aati hay "give'em a chance" "give'em a chance"
Quwwat-e-Mazhab say hay mustehkam jamiyat teri
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Nov 14th, 2003, 09:55 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 8, 2003 - 8:37 am
Location: Manchester
Posts: 4,993
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