khalif

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and him "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting
drunk?"
The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't
explain."

"So what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.

"Well," the farmer said, "today I was milking my cow. Just as I got the
bucket full, she kicked over the bucket with her left leg."

"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad."

"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied.

"So what happened then?" the man asked.

The farmer said, "I tied her left leg it to the post on the left and sat
down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she kicked
over the bucket with her right leg."

The man laughed and said, "Again?" The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain." "So, what did you do then?" the man asked.

"I tied her right leg to the post on the right."

"And then?"

"Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the
bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."

"Hmmm," the man said and nodded his head.
"Some things you just can't explain," the farmer said "I didn't have
anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In
that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in ...

Some things you just can't explain."