KrazyKhan

*Nobody calls you a slut for sleeping around -
*Your arse is never factored in a job interview
*You never stop a friend from getting laid
*Chocolate is just another snack
*Orgasms are real -- always
*One last name -- period
*You can wear white t-shirts to the water park
*Mechanics tell you the truth
*You don't care if anyone notices your new haircut
*You can open all your own jars
*Wrinkles and grey only add character
*Wedding Dress $5,000; Tux rental $100 'nuff said
*Nobody stares at your chest in conversation
*Telephone conversations are 30 seconds -- or less
*A five-day vacation requires one suitcase
*You get credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
*Forgetting to invite you to something is okay
*Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack
*If another guy shows up in the same clothing, you may become pals
*You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors
*The same hairstyle lasts for years -- maybe life
*You don't have to shave below your neck
*One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons
*You can do your nails with a pocketknife or your teeth
*A mustache is a freedom of choice
*The world is your urinal -- stand tall!
*Periods are only discussed in grammatical context

larki_punjaban

good ones




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Mlung Baba

Gohan

KrazyKhan

larki_punjaban: HEHEHEe...this is counterstrike sweetone...