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Nov 6th, 2003, 09:34 AM
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GRE Student vs Normal Person
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in
vitreous edifices would be advised to
refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses
should not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid
minim.
NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with
resplendence are not truly auriferous.
NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must
be interdicted.
NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of
rendering any testimony.
NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.
NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate
accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic
plant.
NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical
plumage tend to congregate.
NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous
profundity.
NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is
contiguous to rectitude.
NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of
precipitately departed lactile fluid.
NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to
indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative
maneuvers.
NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new
tricks
GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.
NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate
cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal
cachinnation.
NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitous
chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion
renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a
dull boy.
GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours
having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous
materials, there is conflagration.
NORMAL PERSON: Where there's smoke, there's fire!
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Nov 6th, 2003, 10:44 AM
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Ņแŭķ Pโŧђแń
Join Date: Oct 15, 2001 - 6:00 am
Location: Karachi, Pakistan.
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 some good ones there.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Nov 6th, 2003, 10:44 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 - 5:43 am
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Phew...
Alhamdolillah I m a normal person....
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Nov 6th, 2003, 10:52 AM
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"`รยฐ*รยค Shehr-e-Zaat รยค*รยฐ`"
Join Date: Dec 4, 2002 - 10:45 am
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^ yep me too...
Why am I feeling light headache after reading this 
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Nov 6th, 2003, 01:17 PM
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Join Date: Sep 4, 2003 - 4:15 pm
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good ones 
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Nov 6th, 2003, 03:05 PM
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ŋǿǿrร*fร*รยฉd - DusK -
Join Date: Nov 7, 2002 - 10:28 am
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Nov 6th, 2003, 06:04 PM
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Join Date: Jun 4, 2003 - 12:34 pm
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Nov 8th, 2003, 01:24 AM
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subb set hayy
Join Date: Jul 12, 2002 - 1:00 am
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lol
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Nov 9th, 2003, 12:05 AM
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The unReal kingBu Abdullah
Join Date: Feb 5, 2001 - 7:00 am
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why do i sometimes sound like one of those gre ppl although i never took that gre thing.... 
Both Halal & Haram r evident but between them r doubtful things, most ppl have no knowledge about them. So whoever saves himself from suspicious things saves his religion & honor, & whoever indulges in suspicious things indulges in Haram.
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Nov 9th, 2003, 04:33 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 26, 2003 - 10:02 am
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GRE headache ...
good one...
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Nov 9th, 2003, 06:40 AM
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The Knight's Madness!
Join Date: Dec 19, 2001 - 1:00 am
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Thanx I'll use these words in my essay
One of the greatest diseases is to be Nobody to Anybody
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Nov 9th, 2003, 07:14 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2, 2002 - 6:00 am
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While rest of the world was busy mating I was Moderating Cafe and lost my jawani.
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Nov 9th, 2003, 11:06 PM
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Senior Member
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