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Old Nov 6th, 2003, 10:11 AM   #1 (permalink)  
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1. SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT
2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896
4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic
park.
6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4
minute
song
in Hindi movie.
7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality +
own
production company = Kajol
8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite
serials.
9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A
SUPERSTAR.
10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan
11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt
15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
16. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four
hundred
Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One sooraj
Barjataya
Film
& the winner is .........
One S/W engineer + No work = Many forwards...........!!!!






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Old Nov 6th, 2003, 10:59 AM   #2 (permalink)  
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haha Nice one!






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Old Nov 6th, 2003, 11:35 AM   #3 (permalink)  
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1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol...... not a real mach.

a bhansa (male buffalo) of Indian movies=Sunny Deol

One hero of Indian Movie that can destroy the whole Pakistan=Sunny Deol.








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Old Nov 6th, 2003, 12:56 PM   #4 (permalink)  
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some rele good ones






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good dones...






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PAKISTAN CRICKET - AAMIR SOHAIL = PAKISTAN NO.1






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BOLLYWOOD - PAKISTANI FANS = TOTAL FLOPPPP






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Old Nov 11th, 2003, 02:26 AM   #10 (permalink)  
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BOLLYWOOD - PAKISTANI FANS = TOTAL FLOPPPP-
this "is" the most enchanting bit in the entire thread.thats amazing for u.






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